Figuratively speaking, of course.

Many, many times while I have owned my land, many people have attempted to get it from me. Several times by false entreaty, many times by bribery, and once by fake identity. It is truly and utterly disgraceful that these so-called “Land-Whores” should waster their time by bothering themselves to ask me for something they shall never get. I have worked long hours, days, and even months to perfect the builds of my land. I will never throw out that much progress unless I had entirely lost it. Moreover, there is a gracious amount of land for sale on the Teen Grid due to the horrors that they, themselves – the copybotters and their hypocrite minions – have enacted upon it. It’s amazing that they haven’t decided to go after those pieces of land. Oh, no. They have to go try and reap land from sensible people like me who hold a solid amount of land, just the amount that they like and no more and no less. People like me who want to make a nice place on the Teen Grid. People like me who want nothing to do with those Land-Whores. Rather, people like me who almost despise Land-Whores. Armies on the Teen Grid are notorious for their habit of stealing land and giving no compensation or any respectful means of such. I await the day that I can say “No”, have “No, this land is not for sale” on my profile, and “This land is not for sale” in the land description and be left alone and never be asked by these Land-Whores again.